تويت
Laugh and the world laughs with you
Laugh and the world laughs with you
Weep and you weep alone
For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth
But has trouble enough of its own
Weep and you weep alone
For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth
But has trouble enough of its own
Ella Wheeler Wilcox, Solitude - 1883
Jokes
What did the bra say to the hat
You go on ahead. I'll give these two a lift
Butter
A : Shall I tell you a secret about butter
B : You'd better not. I might spread it
Mayonnaise
What did the mayonnaise say to the fridge
Close the door please. I'm dressing
Out-of-bounds
What's out-of-bounds
An exhausted kangaroo
Why do Americans speak so loudly
So you can hear them above their clothes
What's a waste of energy
Telling a hair-raising story to a bald man
What's round and dangerous
A vicious circle
What did the bra say to the hat
You go on ahead. I'll give these two a lift
Butter
A : Shall I tell you a secret about butter
B : You'd better not. I might spread it
Mayonnaise
What did the mayonnaise say to the fridge
Close the door please. I'm dressing
Out-of-bounds
What's out-of-bounds
An exhausted kangaroo
Why do Americans speak so loudly
So you can hear them above their clothes
What's a waste of energy
Telling a hair-raising story to a bald man
What's round and dangerous
A vicious circle