تويت
Our beloved and respected old man, who bore a striking resemblance to Santa Claus, and whom we had lost sight of for a long time, recently reappeared in the neighboring city of Phoenix. He was sitting in the market square, looking sad and nervously waving a long, flexible stick.
When asked about the reason for his early coming out of hibernation, Mr. Santa Claus, with his mouth completely toothless, stammered, "Your spelling mistakes have caused me sleepless nights and made my bed unbearable!"
Despite it being midday and in the middle of summer, Mr. Santa Claus immediately began harshly criticizing the texts of these so-called poets and writers. As a result, a young woman, usually considered a flawless writer by her peers, was his first humiliated victim for her mistakes in her new story "Gone with the Airplane."
strange things do happen at times of miracles. i usually prefer "the return of SARATANA, SON OF A GUN" to meet DJANGO. i do like western movies
of the past century. had it been the case, SARATANA WOULD HAVE PULLED HIS GUN, AND SHOT THE LADY POET DEAD. there's no compromise
when spelling is abused
that is the law of the wild west and those who've perfected their western tongue
STAY PUT AND BE SAFE
Sartana, really?! He would have used his gun to eliminate without any hesitation or remorse anyone who made a spelling or grammar mistake!
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I personally like to concentrate on Professor "Abronsius" in the 1967 horror movie "The Fearless Vampire Killers". However, unlike this "Abronsius", our professor (Santa Claus) has been working hard for years to become a flawless hunter, not of vampires, but of... spelling mistakes!